Spineless songs for the camp fire
Kevin from The other 95% has out-done himself and produced this video. I’m reproducing the lyrics, in shame, here:
Thats Why the Spineless Are Atheist
Now listen here my good ole friends
And let me tell me you how this all ends
There ain’t no afterlife out there
Just a dead carcass with worms out the earsFor you it may come as a surprise
A great big scam, years of lies
But even more surprising to me
All we had to do was listen you seeIt may have started fore the Precambrian
A little spark in earth’s great ocean
With a little time you’ll plainly see
Differential reproduction is the keyThe critters have known since the end of time
Death and decay is all you’ll find
An endless cycle land, air and sea
But that don’t make some folk happyOur spineless buddies have been trying to scream
There ain’t no God, its all dream
But we shunned them good and spit on their face
Now the jokes on us to our disgraceIf you ever sit and listen at the beach
You might just hear the crabs start preach
We’ve been changing for millions of years
Our diversity is high so listen hereIf I were such an intelligent design
Why can’t I walk forward in a straight line
And perhaps if you take a close look you’ll see
Some crustaceans have asymmetryIf you ever walk through a tall forest
You might here spiders sing out in chorus
We’ve had millions of years to adapt
To cover this here entire map!If I were but a special creation
Why should I die when I’m matin’
And if in our form there was no match
Why do some of us look like antsInvertebrates as you can plainly see
Have tried to tell us for centuries
There can’t be no god you creationist
That’s why the spineless are atheist


